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Glad you all got a laugh out of it...
Another little funny
An 80-year-old woman's doctor finally retired after many years of
seeing her. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
list of all her prescriptions.
As the young doctor was looking through the medications on the list,
his eyes grew wide as he noticed a rather odd prescription for a woman
her age.
"Mrs. Smith," he said as he pointed to the medicine. "I have to say
I'm a little confused over this one prescription. Could you tell me
what it's for?"
The woman looked at the medicine and replied, "Oh, yes. Those are
wonderful pills. They help me sleep."
The doctor was taken aback. "Mrs. Smith, I don't mean to contradict
you, but I don't see how they can possibly help you sleep. You see,
these are birth control pills!"
"Well, I know that, dear," she said. "You see, every morning I grind
one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old
granddaughter drinks. And I promise you... they definitely help me to
sleep at night."
Another little funny
An 80-year-old woman's doctor finally retired after many years of
seeing her. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a
list of all her prescriptions.
As the young doctor was looking through the medications on the list,
his eyes grew wide as he noticed a rather odd prescription for a woman
her age.
"Mrs. Smith," he said as he pointed to the medicine. "I have to say
I'm a little confused over this one prescription. Could you tell me
what it's for?"
The woman looked at the medicine and replied, "Oh, yes. Those are
wonderful pills. They help me sleep."
The doctor was taken aback. "Mrs. Smith, I don't mean to contradict
you, but I don't see how they can possibly help you sleep. You see,
these are birth control pills!"
"Well, I know that, dear," she said. "You see, every morning I grind
one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old
granddaughter drinks. And I promise you... they definitely help me to
sleep at night."
DennisW
Contributor
Both very good ones indeed. My daughter, now 25 is getting married next March to the guy she has been dating since she was in 11th grade. Wonderful kid, and he does have a healthy fear of his future father in law. I wonder if it was the little talk we had back several years ago when he came to the door to pick her up for their first date. 
Not that she can't take care of herself, she can.
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