Oh my, my wife just signed up for OW!! :)

[geraldp]

Oh thats the wrong thing to say, your fired!

Yea you'd think that after 24 years of marriage I would have been smarter than that. It sounds like Jason has hit on the right idea... go after her friends and get them interested in diving.

 

[Fireboat57]

Cool Jason,

Now you just gotta get them firmly hooked on diving so that they will convince more of their female friends to get into diving...

Toby

 

[seabat]

Told you so!

Things to remember when diving with the spouse:

1. "No honey, the suit does not make you look fat."
2. Never tell her that seals are like dogs and will try to hump your leg.
3. In the excitement to get into the water, dont forget about her.
4. Never assume your comfort level is her comfort level.
5. Dont stare at the other female divers.
6. In the rush to get to the restroom after the dive, dont forget about her.
7. When telling scuba stories, remember that she was there too.
8. Never write something bad about your wife in your logbook. She WILL read it.
9. Dont even bother trying to understand their choice of colors for their gear.
10. "Thanks for being my dive buddy" is fun to say.

 

[MXGratefulDiver]

Told you so!

Things to remember when diving with the spouse:

1. "No honey, the suit does not make you look fat."
2. Never tell her that seals are like dogs and will try to hump your leg.
3. In the excitement to get into the water, dont forget about her.
4. Never assume your comfort level is her comfort level.
5. Dont stare at the other female divers.
6. In the rush to get to the restroom after the dive, dont forget about her.
7. When telling scuba stories, remember that she was there too.
8. Never write something bad about your wife in your logbook. She WILL read it.
9. Dont even bother trying to understand their choice of colors for their gear.
10. "Thanks for being my dive buddy" is fun to say.

Wow ... that's GOT to be the voice of experience talking ...

Excellent advice ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

 

[DeepDog]

Things to remember when diving with the spouse:

1. "No honey, the suit does not make you look fat."
2. Never tell her that seals are like dogs and will try to hump your leg.
3. In the excitement to get into the water, dont forget about her.
4. Never assume your comfort level is her comfort level.
5. Dont stare at the other female divers.
6. In the rush to get to the restroom after the dive, dont forget about her.
7. When telling scuba stories, remember that she was there too.
8. Never write something bad about your wife in your logbook. She WILL read it.
9. Dont even bother trying to understand their choice of colors for their gear.
10. "Thanks for being my dive buddy" is fun to say.

Wow ... that's GOT to be the voice of experience talking ...

Excellent advice ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

I completely agree, Seabat has hit it!

The list is priceless!