Central American coffee -- world best Coffee !
I was a Second Lieutenant on my way to a First Lieutenant during the Korean war and had been reassigned to a Squadron under a well seasoned mustang Major who had served in WW1 & WW11 (FYI a Mustang s one who begins as enlisted and becomes an officer}
A new General had assumed command and had insisted that the base have Saturday Morning Inspections aka SMIs) We were the USAF and we sleep in with our head's on a pillow on Saturday mornings , so the event was off to a bad start
All the Officers assembled, 2 Captains a First Lieutenant and me a Second Lieutenant and new to the squadron. We were on our way to perform SMI.
We completed the SMi and assemble at at Sgt Peligrinso shop were every ojne grabbed a cup and began drinking hot steaming coffee -- all but me - I was and still not a coffee drinker .
Soon we , the squadrons officers were joined by all the squadrons sergeants, and a heated discussion began over the taste of the coffee and its county of origin.
Some insisted it was from Mexico others Central American still others South America.
I was in awe I was dumfounded -- how could you tell the difference be tween coffee's origins ? Some one stated it was the height of the tree it was grown on and the had decided it was Central American coffee
Why? I asked
Well you see Lieutenant, .in Mexico the coffee trees are really tall, In South America, not as tall but in Central American the coffee is grown high in the Andes on very small bushes and the have very tall dogs who are trained to pea on the coffee plants which give it its wonderful Central American coffee flavor ...
In unison the entire group shouted "We got the Lieutenant!"
I had been had -- as I have had you
Have a great day and a when you have a cup of coffee make certain it is grown high in the Andes on small plants--worlds best coffee flavor according to the USAF !
My dog Lucky is awake and we are off for a walk on the beach..
Sam, Miller, 111
FYI -- The story is totally true -- I was the scape goat ! It was my initiation into the squadron
Anmd as the years pasted other were imitated in the Central American Coffee clan..