NDR: How do you rate in the straight eye for a queer guy exam?

[SDAnderson]

1 The last time you went to a party you wore:

a) A pair of $400 ripped jeans
b) Leather pants
c) Designer slacks
d) Whatever was on the floor

2 What kind of milk do you keep in the fridge?

a) Soy milk
b) Skim milk
c) Whole milk
d) Expired milk

3 On Valentine’s Day you:

a) Were given new socks and underwear
b) Were given a card
c) Bought yourself a steak dinner
d) Got abused by your ex

4 Looking your best would involve:

a) A facial and a pedicure
b) A haircut and styling
c) Brushing your teeth
d) Showering

5 The most expensive thing in my lounge is:

a) My designer modular lounge
b) My bean bag
c) My 60-inch TV
d) My car’s fully dismantled engine


All "A"s: Your style is as gay as a town fair. It takes lead weights to keep your loafers on the floor.

All "B"s: You are metrosexual. Take a long, hard look at yourself. Try being less like David Beckham and more like David Boon.

All "C"s: You are confused and can do better. Spend more time working out and less time watching Oprah.

All "D"s: You are a balanced bloke. No work required here. Go straight to the pub.

Adapted from the Sydney Morning Herald

 

[MgicTwnger]

Good one, Steven.

I had all D's. Does this mean it's OK to keep my pink tanks?

 

[SDAnderson]

Good one, Steven.

I had all D's. Does this mean it's OK to keep my pink tanks?

So long as you promise to leave the tutu at home. :cheeky:

 

[Raven C]

Hahahaha

My answers looked like I was creating an eye exam chart. LOL R

 

[Hoppy]

Hahahaha

My answers looked like I was creating an eye exam chart. LOL R

I'm not exactly sure it was aimed at the fair sex R .

Aside question if I may where's your man ? Been quiet lately !

Pm if you wish .

cheers from the other side of the pond

Hoppy

 

[Snowbear]

Pub it is

 

[H2Andy]

ok... that test was obviously made up by an Englishman, and everybody
knows that all Englishmen are ... you know.... funny.... so....

it invalidates the whole test.

 

[pearcey]

see you in the pub

 

[Natasha]

C
A
B
A
C

Means I'm trisexual? I'll try anything once?
P.S. I try to watch Oprah everyday.

 

[sea_dragon]

1 The last time you went to a party you wore:

a) A pair of $400 ripped jeans
b) Leather pants
c) Designer slacks
d) Whatever was on the floor

2 What kind of milk do you keep in the fridge?

a) Soy milk
b) Skim milk
c) Whole milk
d) Expired milk

3 On Valentine’s Day you:

a) Were given new socks and underwear
b) Were given a card
c) Bought yourself a steak dinner
d) Got abused by your ex

4 Looking your best would involve:

a) A facial and a pedicure
b) A haircut and styling
c) Brushing your teeth
d) Showering

5 The most expensive thing in my lounge is:

a) My designer modular lounge
b) My bean bag
c) My 60-inch TV
d) My car’s fully dismantled engine


All "A"s: Your style is as gay as a town fair. It takes lead weights to keep your loafers on the floor.

All "B"s: You are metrosexual. Take a long, hard look at yourself. Try being less like David Beckham and more like David Boon.

All "C"s: You are confused and can do better. Spend more time working out and less time watching Oprah.

All "D"s: You are a balanced bloke. No work required here. Go straight to the pub.

Adapted from the Sydney Morning Herald

who is comming to the pub with me... for a pint or two