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Main Entry: do·cent
Pronunciation: \ˈdō-sənt, dō(t)-ˈsent\
Function: noun
Etymology: obsolete German (now Dozent), from Latin docent-, docens, present participle of docēre
Date: 1880
1 : a college or university teacher or lecturer
2 : a person who leads guided tours especially through a museum or art gallery
How 'bout tours through a crypt?