(I'll have to upload a PDF of the final product to show off when I'm done. I'll just have to replace all the actual BSDME text with gibberish, but you'll be able to see the layouts and accouterments.
)
Well, I said I had to, so I guess it's about time, eh? They say art is never finished, only abandoned, and I'm not sure I've even made it to my final version, but this is "good enough" to show the gist of my personal decorated copy of the book.
NOTE TO SUSAN PORTER, ET AL: THIS IS MY PERSONAL, FOR MY PERSONAL USE ONLY, NOT DISTRIBUTED, NOT FOR ANYBODY ELSE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD (OR ANY OTHER PLANET) COPY OF BSDME, WHICH YOUR RECORDS WILL SHOW THAT I DID INDEED PURCHASE.
(Just figured I'd mention that in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, I won't be accused of being a lying, thieving, good-for-nothing excuse for a consumer. Since the promised response never arrived, it only seems reasonable to at least *attempt* to avoid a repeat of all the junk from earlier.)
*Anyway*, so here are four selected pages from my (personal! *sigh*) copy (as in "instance", not as in "bootleg-for-a-buck-in-Hong-Kong") of the book. Although the original paragraphs have been replaced with my own personal randomized blathering, you can see the artwork and layout. It is made to be printed (*ONCE* only!) on US-Letter pages, with each page folded in half and laminated (putting the map and coordinates on one side, with the site information on the other).
The coordinates (which are facts, not creative works, and therefore not subject to copyright) were pulled from various places online, but even with multiple sources, I was unable to find coordinates for every site. (Coordinates would be really useful in the real -- *YIPE!* Sorry, I almost suggested something! I've *got* to be more careful!
) I included all the coordinates I could come up with, at least. The map was drawn by yours truly, as were all the icons, which are placed based on published maps, coordinate sets, and descriptions (such as directions, if such can be followed on Google Earth). Their placement is approximate, but each should be close enough to the general vicinity of the site to give a reasonable idea as to which sites are where.
Well, just figured I should show off my handiwork. Also, even though I'm being more than a bit tongue-in-cheek over the whole being attacked thing, I do not harbor any ill will to Susan or even to her misguided friend(s). If any of my ideas or artwork pique interest, I can certainly be accommodating, although I would suggest a bit more communicating and a bit less visceral attacking.
(If you want to see the finished product (meaning "result", not "item for sale"... sheesh), you can find me quite soon in Bonaire.)
Hmm... just in case this is *still* taken as an attack on the livelihood of
BSDME, everyone should go
buy a copy of BSDME, which is
available online for
purchase (US or international).
Buy it! Buy it! Buy it! *That* should take care of that... or so one would hope. :tongue2: