SeaJay once bubbled...
1. "Damn, I'm good." (Alternatively: "Maybe I'm not all that, but I'm the best in my group." Same thing.)
2. "Holy smokes. He just hangs there."
3. "Stupid gear. Stupid fishie. Stupid current."
4. "Aaaaaah! Everyone hates me. I hate everyone."
5. "Hey, this couldn't be MY problem, could it?"
6. "Everyone around me knows. I can't believe how embarrassing this is." (Tough one.)
7. "Damn, I really suck. It's amazing that I haven't killed myself yet doing this. I think I need to move very far away from water. The Sahara sounds safe."
8. "I give up." (Very important step.)
9. "Maybe I should listen to the dude that hovers."
10. "_________" (This is the listening stage - very important.)
11. "Aw, hell... I might as well try it his way... I mean, I KNOW it won't work, but I might as well give it a shot before I move to the Sahara."
12. "Hey, I might be able to do this."
13. "I can do this!"
14. "Hey, I really do rock, after all."
15. "You all suck. I won't tell you that to your faces, but secretly, I'll pity everyone who's not DIR. I may even patronize you every once in a while." (This the part that all non-DIR types hate so much.)
quite the loop