This may sound like a stupid question, but....
There are no stupid questions. The only stupid thing is to get in the water without having them answered.
where do BPW divers store all their gizmos? Drysuits have pockets, but are wetsuit divers left with just clipping everything to D rings...
As others have mentioned, you can put pockets onto your wetsuit also. The issue of 'D-ring management' is important in technical diving, even more so in overhead environment diving. 'Danglies' are frowned upon in the tech community - again, lessons learned from tragedies.
..and where is the best place to clip off a lift bag?
Three primary options:
1) Dedicated 'sleeve' attached to the inside of the backplate.
2) Rolled into a pocket.
3) Secured by bolt-snap to the rear crotch-strap D-ring.
In case you had to use the lift bag for your redundant buoyancy in an emergency, would you simply keep it clipped to you and shoot it up with your reg?
You should never, ever, ever inflate a DSMB/lift-bag whilst it is clipped to you. You should never, ever, clip off a deployed DSMB/Lift-bag to you.
Using a DSMB/lift-bag for redundant buoyancy needs a
lot of skill and practice - for that reason, some agencies do not advocate it. Some don't allow it at all.
How practical is it to get out of a harness while wearing thick gloves (5mm)
A properly configured and fitted harness shouldn't be difficult to get out of quickly; assuming no physical impediments/disadvantages (
esp. in respect to shoulder mobility). Wearing gloves makes little difference - the critical factors are; equipment familiarity, experience, practice and ingrained muscle memory. Those factors overcome any decreased dexterity from thicker gloves. Anticipate that you will struggle initially, don't blame the equipment for this... and remain confident that fluidity is a matter of experience.
... in case you had to just ditch your rig on the bottom and swim up.
This has little relevance for technical or overhead diving. However, in the interests of discussion, do search and read about '
Balanced Rig'. Many technical/cave divers subscribe to a philosophy that you should be able to swim the rig up. That's a matter of intelligent selection, through a holistic approach.