ManSteak
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this was recently posted to craigslist.com under the missed connections section:
"we were engaging in our favorite past times... i was diligently working on some underwater equipment and you were floating nearby. the warm water hose connected to me was doing it's job well... pumping sea water through a heater and back into my wetsuit. as you caressed my ass crack i felt only minor itching until foolishly, i reached back to scratch myself... crushing you deeper into me. i never saw you, but the pain i experienced was excruciating, erupting like a thousand bee stings. the hysterical laughter from my peers above was no help, and the 35 minutes worth of decompression stops gave me plenty of time to strip naked and upon surfacing the opportunity to quickly apply the cream the medic handed me. the cream put the fire out, but i couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut. i never saw you, but you violated me and escaped in pieces, probably regenerating into more of your kind you bastard jellyfish. "
Priceless.
"we were engaging in our favorite past times... i was diligently working on some underwater equipment and you were floating nearby. the warm water hose connected to me was doing it's job well... pumping sea water through a heater and back into my wetsuit. as you caressed my ass crack i felt only minor itching until foolishly, i reached back to scratch myself... crushing you deeper into me. i never saw you, but the pain i experienced was excruciating, erupting like a thousand bee stings. the hysterical laughter from my peers above was no help, and the 35 minutes worth of decompression stops gave me plenty of time to strip naked and upon surfacing the opportunity to quickly apply the cream the medic handed me. the cream put the fire out, but i couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut. i never saw you, but you violated me and escaped in pieces, probably regenerating into more of your kind you bastard jellyfish. "
Priceless.
