A Wisconsinite, a guy from Ohio, and a Michigander are riding Horses. The Wisconsinite, just to show off, pulls an expensive bottle of whiskey out of his saddlebag, takes a couple drinks, throws the bottle in the air pulls out his gun and shoots it in midair. The guy from Ohio is shocked and asks, "What are you doing? That's a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Wisconsinite replies, "In Wisconsin, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap!"
A little while later, not wanting to be outdone, the guy from Ohio pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it, just like the Wisconsinite. The guy from Wisconsin can't believe it. "What are you doing? That was a very expensive bottle of champagne!" With a wink to the Wisconsinite he says "In Toledo, there's plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."
About 15 minutes later, the Michigander pull out a bottle of beer. He opens it and takes a sip. Then another sip. Then he chugs the rest of the bottle. He then places the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun and shoots the guy from Ohio. The Wisconsinite is visibly shaken. "What did you do that for?!?!" The Michigander replies, "Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of people from Ohio, and bottles are returnable."
A little while later, not wanting to be outdone, the guy from Ohio pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it, just like the Wisconsinite. The guy from Wisconsin can't believe it. "What are you doing? That was a very expensive bottle of champagne!" With a wink to the Wisconsinite he says "In Toledo, there's plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."
About 15 minutes later, the Michigander pull out a bottle of beer. He opens it and takes a sip. Then another sip. Then he chugs the rest of the bottle. He then places the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun and shoots the guy from Ohio. The Wisconsinite is visibly shaken. "What did you do that for?!?!" The Michigander replies, "Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of people from Ohio, and bottles are returnable."
