"Men's Secrets"

[Ontario Diver]

All Canadian men know that the secret of being a real northern man is two things:

1) True happiness is involved in being able to go camping and go to the "bathroom" without getting mosquito bites on the bumb.

2) True art is being able to write you name in the snow AND cross the T's and dot the I's. Bonus points for keeping footprints out of the writing.

Well, that's it. except for

3) dropping in front of a screaming slap shot from the blue line. And afterwards claiming that you had fun.

 

[Iguana Don]

As you pick your teeth up off the ice!

 

[Butch103]

ID ........real canadian men don't stop to pick up their teeth. We know by the time we pick up our teeth the play is already down at the other end of the ice, and hey.......we don't want to miss a scoring opportunity.

Butch eace:

 

[Iguana Don]

Spoken by a REAL hockey player.

 

[JustJules]

Glad to see that I'm not the only scuba diver/hockey player on the scubaboard. I seem to be the only one in my immediate area, becuase it inevitably draws comment when my wardrobe for a scuba trip is all hockey t-shirts...

Julie

 

[NINman]

Yes I thought I was the only one .. but I should have known that those Canadian divers were hockey fans ..

While we are on the subject ...

(insert # here) don't get between a man and his hockey game. Go Rangers!!!

 

[Ontario Diver]

I believe that the proper rule is:

4) don't get between a man and his hockey game. Go Leafs!!!

But an honest mistake. Don't worry.

 

[Butch103]

Hey we canadians just like the water. Skate on it in the winter when frozen................swim in it in the summer.

Doesn't hurt to throw in your favorite beverage (no,...not beer) and all is right with world.


Butch eace:

ps of course there are hockey, loving scuba divers.

pss you should also know that we scuba divers always have a tear in our eye when watching a game. Secretly we are wishing we could be diving in all that water.

 

[JustJules]

I'm not a Canadian, though. I know that makes me a not-quite-authentic hockey player, but it also makes me that much more of an oddity in Florida. Even when I'm not diving, people tend to look at me at 5'2" and doubt my word when I tell them I play.

Though I'm not Canadian, I'm not opposed to a cold Molson, though...

Julie

 

[The Chairman]

The part about wearing only hockey shirts intrigues me... you must have quite a following when you dive. Ever consider a bathing suit??? Just a thought!

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