scubaleg
Contributor
IMHO, Peter has the best response so far. Hilarious!
If you have a ton of cash laying around, you could get one of those new, cool full-head/face masks complete with 2-way radio.
That would solve the problem, and probably pay for itself in about 50 years of shaving cream and razor blades.
My favorite flavor of beer is COLD.
ScubaLegs
"I sink . . . therefore I swam."