Eric Sedletzky
Contributor
Even if it was just a little underwater action once in a while like they used to have on CSI Miami when Eric was sent underwater to collect evidence. At least there was something for us dive addicts to get our fix. How do we beat it into those TV executive idiots that scuba diving and underwater suspense and action is cool and will sell again!? Knife fights, people getting speared, hoses cut, all that stuff would be great. They show people getting shot all the time on land, what's the difference? Just like CSI shows, throw in a few hot chicks and you have it.We need shows with underwater knife fights, movies with divers getting trapped in caves and rescued WITHOUT g#dda^ned exploding scooters, men and women who look like real people - not metrosexual models (hell Lloyd Bridges looked like he could be your dad if you saw him on the street) not some big movie star, and story lines need to be believable.
A smart person could make a movie out of Edd Sorenson's last two years and would not have to sensationalize a damn thing to make SCUBA look like something worth getting good training for! But they won't. Because you need to have monsters, a zombie or two, drugs, and the main agencies they'd likely go to would do their very best to downplay the need for comprehensive training. "We know you need special training to go into caves but if you scare people too bad we won't even be able to get them to take a manatee wrangler specialty, so tone down the danger aspect of diving."
Seeing Jessica Alba in warm water gear is nice but I honestly believe if you made a realistic show or movie about NE or Great Lakes wreck divers and how they really look you'd get the average person watching and thinking that "hey I can do that!" But again they won't. Because TV execs are morons. Movie execs think you need Tom Cruise or the new AARP cover boy (Brad Pitt for those who missed it) to get people to come.
They could do a show about an underwater patrol unit off the coast that protects against drug runners and terrorist attacks. They could even have an episode about busting a huge game poaching ring. It could be brilliant!
They (the execs) don't need to know that it would help scuba, all they need to know is how it will put money in their pockets.