Magnetic resonance imaging in a guinea pig model of inner ear decompression sickness.

[tursiops]

Ahh but for academia, a poster counts as scholarship (a requirement to obtain or retain tenure)

Not in my experience. I've sat on many promotion committees/panels, and a common phrase is, "All he has produced is posters, no publications."

Also, "tenure" usually does not require more work. That is one of the problems with it.