Looking for a Roommate!

[BoundForElsewhere]

So I just booked what I think (maybe wrong) is the last room for the Roatan Invasion coming up next June. It is a Hill Superior double but I will be traveling alone. Is anyone interested in bunking up with a 50-year old man who supposedly snores? I can't verify it but my wife swears I do. I don't believe her.

 

[BoundForElsewhere]

Ok, so I just confirmed with Bay Adventures that it is, in fact, the very last room available for this deal. So if anyone knows someone or someone who knows someone, etc., etc. who wants to go on this trip, please let me know. I could really use that $1,250 for my next dive trip.

Seriously, what else would I spend it on, my kids?

 

[happy-diver]

I'm just wondering, when people reach aged care facility age, does the terminology remain roommate

 

[BoundForElsewhere]

That's an odd question. Just to be clear, I took that photo. It is not me but frankly I would be proud to have lived the life of that man.
Personally, I would consider myself blessed to spend a week with an 80 year old diver. I would expect I could learn a lot from them.

 

[MrBigfins]

Send me a pm, we can see if we would be compatible and I can guage how the wife will handle another trip without her

 

[BoundForElsewhere]

Hello Mr. Big,

I will get back to you tomorrow with a more elaborate ploy to convince you but I just had to tell you my wife and I are laughing about "another trip without her". OK, I'm laughing and she's giving me dirty looks but whatever, it's eminently relatable.

 

[BoundForElsewhere]

Bumping this back into the threads. Anyone interested?

 

[BoundForElsewhere]

As the days grow longer and the trip draws near
I find myself fondling, nay, caressing my gear
In anticipation of this trip to be taken
But, oh horror, I have again been forsaken?
Fellow after fellow has teased with words so sweet
And yet they pass into the night before we meet
So perhaps you yearn for a companion with whom to bunk
Together we can eat beans and create a magical funk

I still need a roommate. Won't you join me?

 

[MrBigfins]

As the days grow longer and the trip draws near
I find myself fondling, nay, caressing my gear
In anticipation of this trip to be taken
But, oh horror, I have again been forsaken?
Fellow after fellow has teased with promises so sweet
And yet they pass into the night before we meet
So perhaps you yearn for a companion with whom to bunk
Together we can eat beans and create a magical funk

I still need a roommate. Won't you join me?

With such a sweet lulliby, I'm almost tempted to risk divorce and go lol Hope you find a roommate in time

 

[BoundForElsewhere]

We could run away together. But I'm the big spoon.