aw man, that was good for a laugh. thanks mike. I think i just might have to start living my life the DIR way.
brandon
brandon
Living your life the D.I.R. way
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Scubaroo
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Shouldn't the extra condom be clipped off on the rear D-ring of your crotchstrap? 
MNScuba
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Thanks to that post, I think I figured out what DIR stands for!
solodiver
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You know that pretty much hits it on the head..
Barry
Barry
Rooster1
Guest
good for a laugh and half.
jetblast00
Contributor
So what's the proper way to tow your buddy out of the nightclub if he's exceeded his alcohol tolerance's burntime?
That's funny, whoever wrote it definatly deserves the credit for it!
That's funny, whoever wrote it definatly deserves the credit for it!
VTWarrenG
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I find that my 2" one-piece crotchstrap makes achieving my penetration goals significantly harder. I have considered using a 1" with a plastic quick-release, but I know that's not DIR. Girls in nightclubs have some saying about quick-releases being indicative of quick penetrations. The DIR nightclub goers always pride themselves on making four- or five-hour penetrations. They even use a variety of electrically-powered machines to minimize physical exertion and maximize "fun." They all use 2" webbing down there, so I guess I should too. They also say the ideal number of participants in a good penetration is three, and I think that's pretty cool, too.
I have my backup "rubber seal" clipped off inside my left-hand bellows pocket on my trenchcoat.. er.. exposure suit. DIR dictates that the new rubber seal should simply be pulled on over the failed seal, and the penetration continued. Of course, I also have my surgical shears handy so I can cut the first one off if it gets snagged during the penetration.
- Warren
I have my backup "rubber seal" clipped off inside my left-hand bellows pocket on my trenchcoat.. er.. exposure suit. DIR dictates that the new rubber seal should simply be pulled on over the failed seal, and the penetration continued. Of course, I also have my surgical shears handy so I can cut the first one off if it gets snagged during the penetration.
- Warren
100days-a-year
Contributor
OUCH!!!
Hey! No fair! The guys here at work tend to look at you funny when you're wheezing and pounding on the desk...
You're gonna blow my cover and I'll have to get some real work done if you keep that up.
Oh, and Warren, a z-knife might be a safer alternative to the shears as you want to try to avoid possable self injury while removing the damaged seal. Thats not DIR!
That sort of injury would definately call for an early bailout from the penetration as well.
Bibity BOBBITy Boo!
<EDIT>
Just posted the DIR song...
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=67611&t=1913#post67611
You're gonna blow my cover and I'll have to get some real work done if you keep that up.
Oh, and Warren, a z-knife might be a safer alternative to the shears as you want to try to avoid possable self injury while removing the damaged seal. Thats not DIR!
That sort of injury would definately call for an early bailout from the penetration as well.
Bibity BOBBITy Boo!
<EDIT>
Just posted the DIR song...
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=67611&t=1913#post67611
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