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RIDIVER501
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Ok,
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and bucket of crap?
A: The bucket
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and bucket of crap?
A: The bucket
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RIDIVER501
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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.
H2Andy
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hahaha.. that's becuase you've never had a good lawyer! 
remember, you get what you pay for
remember, you get what you pay for
Andy doesnt charge muchH2Andy:hahaha.. that's becuase you've never had a good lawyer!
remember, you get what you pay for
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RIDIVER501
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If builders built buildings the way lawyers write laws, the first woodpecker to come along would have destroyed civilization
H2Andy
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there's always someone else to blame when your life is not what you expected it to be
in my case, i blame my fragging cousin Ed. He has ruined my life, i tell you...
(Ed you know i love you... i'm KIDDING)
in my case, i blame my fragging cousin Ed. He has ruined my life, i tell you...
(Ed you know i love you... i'm KIDDING
)
Q: Why do they bury lawyers six feet under?
A: Because deep down, they're good people.
A: Because deep down, they're good people.
H2Andy
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hehehe...
i thought that was going to ve a lawyer/vampire joke
i thought that was going to ve a lawyer/vampire joke
H2Andy:
Q: Why don't vampires attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
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RIDIVER501
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Q: where do vampires learn to suck blood?
A: Law school
A: Law school
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