Let's make up a diver's fairy tale...

[Aussie scuba chick]

evaded being barbequed and eaten by...

 

[Deefstes]

Aussie scuba chick. Lesser minds would never have conceived such a brilliant plan but what His Excellency the Great and Indomitable Supershrimp did was to...

 

[goldenbear01]

hide inside a crevice, which also happened to be the home of Murray, a moray eel whose off-key performance of "Under the Sea" drove off Aussie scuba chick. Out of gratitude His Excellency the Great and Indomitable Supershrimp promised Murray that he would

 

[Aussie scuba chick]

bless the limited edition Mares 'Black Passion' Fins and masks lying on the rock beside him. Unfortunately, the Great and Indomitable Supershrimp didn't realise that Murray was an eel, and that eels don't really need limited edition Mares 'Black Passion' Fins and masks, let alone blessed ones, so Murray, ever the entrepreneur...

 

[CheddarChick]

started an ebay auction for the magic fins, the first bid was,

 

[Aussie scuba chick]

tew dollar fitty, and Bob's your uncle, or in this case, the new owner.

 

[Deefstes]

Of course, by now the reader will understand why the evil Step Desert (still not sure what that is) Witch was so bent on contaminating the filters of all scuba air compressors. After all, she...

 

[Yazrick]

desperately needed a wardrobe make over, and by stopping the divers, she would....

 

[Deefstes]

at least have added two sets of limited edition Mares 'Black Passion' Fins and masks. This is something she's always wanted but what she really needed is...

 

[Aussie scuba chick]

the ability to take over the entire under-water world, which could only be achieved by contaminating the filters of every single scuba air compressor. Bob realised that by giving up the limited edition Mares 'Black Passion' Fins and masks, their collective bargaining power against the evil Step Desert Witch would be nil, thus requiring a...