Are you saying it is NEVER appropriate to ditch weight or just rarely?
Well, using the term "never" is a bit scary to me... It implies an absolute that I'm uncomfortable with. Perhaps it would be more accurate to say that you should NEVER NEED to ditch weight AT DEPTH.
...Because, yes, I can think of several scenarios where ditching weight might be appropriate... On the dock before the dive, for example. In the pool after performing a weight check. Moments before drowning or dying, so as to aid the people recovering my body (aren't I nice?).
...But if you're looking for a practical rule, I would say that no, it's never appropriate to ditch your weight at depth... Unless you're attempting to gain insight into what it's like to experience DCS and/or barotrauma from an uncontrolled ascent.
Obviously dumping weight is a critical safety option for freedivers. It can be appropriate after some BC failures, during injured diver recoveries, sensing a loss of consciousness, or catastrophic gas supply failure where you are in freediver mode.
In freediving, divers weight themselves to be neutral, just like scuba divers do... I have never met one thst preferred to handle an emergency by creating an uncontrolled ascent for himself (a second emergency). In every situation I know of, a freediver would handle an emergency by swimming to the surface in a quick, powerful, and controlled motion.
During the recoveries I've done with injured divers, I have helped them to maintain neutrality... Which requires a dumping of their BC (getting HEAVIER, not LIGHTER) during the ascent. At no point have I ever had any injured diver ditch his weight, although I am aware that it's an option at the surface if more bouyancy is desireable. In some injured diver cases, part of the reason why I don't bother to ditch at the surface is because I didn't want the distraction, and it caused more problems to ditch than the extra bouyancy would resolve.
A catastrophic gas failure should be addressed by having your buddy donate gas. Ditching weight in this scenario is wholly inappropriate, and would create a second emergency that would make management much more difficult. After all, it's tough to "share air" if you're shooting for the surface in an uncontrolled ascent.
When the choice is give up and drown on the bottom or get bent, I’ll take my chances on a chamber ride any day.
Well, of course... Me too. But you forgot two options, which are better than both of those: Ask your buddy for air or swim to the surface. You speak as if your weights are sticking you to the bottom and preventing you from ascending. If that's the case, then you are dramatically overweighted, and you SHOULD ditch your weights... Before the next time you go diving.
I would rather have comrades fish my remains off the surface than risk searching for them.
That's very polite of you.
I have to admit, if I was in that situation, I would think that my brain would be so concerned with how to get my next breath and prevent death that there wouldn't be much other room in there for being considerate to the recovery team.
For what it's worth, with the last body recovery that I did, the guy floated on his own, despite the 128 lbs of lead that he was wearing. Sure, it took almost two weeks, but even with all of that weight on, he still floated.
...So you can rest assured that the recovery team will do just fine whether you die floating or not.
For what it's worth, the coroner listed his cause of death as a heart attack while scuba diving. I don't know if the guy had a heart attack or not, but when I brought him into the boat, his tank was empty and he'.d clearly tried to - unsuccessfully - ditch his weight, which was tied in, duct-taped in, bungeed on, and dropped down his wetsuit. Since wearing so much lead on his belt was hurting his hips, he"d sewn suspenders onto it, and then put a jacket-style BC on over it. His quick releases had been duct taped shut, since they were also broken from the strain of so much weight in the weight pockets and BC pockets.
In short, the guy had lost his buddy (fairly common in our dark waters) and kept diving. When he ran out of air, he couldn't ditch his weight, and he drowned in 14 feet of water. He was an "around here" diver that felt that the standard practices of scuba diving like proper weighting, bouyancy and trim didn't apply "around here."
So I suppose that it could be argued that if he'd been able to ditch his weight, he'd be alive today... And while that's true, his inability to ditch wasn't the problem. The problem was that he was overweighted in the first place. Had he not been overweighted, he could have simply swam to the surface had he run out of air... No weight-ditching drama necessary.
I wish that I could have talked the coroner into explaining the truth of why he died, rather than listing this as a heart attack. The dive community and other divers need to see what happened and figure out how to prevent more deaths, not write this off to a freak occurrence or accident.