TexasMike
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Don't you hate it when you're telling your best joke, stumble over your tongue, and you up it mess?
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dmmike
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OK or is it KO, I do not get the joke. Can somebody explain it to me?
HELP!!!!!!!
Thanks
HELP!!!!!!!
Thanks
Welshman
senior member
dmmike
Look up the definition of dyslexia and it'll become clear, or should I say look up the definition and it'll become clare.
Look up the definition of dyslexia and it'll become clear, or should I say look up the definition and it'll become clare.
scuba-sass
Wreckmaniac Extrordinaire
Diverman,
First Step - drink some coffee, make sure you're awake and paying attention.
Next - remember that dyslexics reverse words or letters in words, right?
Now - go back to the joke and read it carefully, and SLOWLY. Are you paying attention? If you have any powers of observation, it should become clear...
Happy Diving,
Scuba-sass
First Step - drink some coffee, make sure you're awake and paying attention.
Next - remember that dyslexics reverse words or letters in words, right?
Now - go back to the joke and read it carefully, and SLOWLY. Are you paying attention? If you have any powers of observation, it should become clear...
Happy Diving,
Scuba-sass
Ten Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Mark as unread
10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is
worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button
does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em
coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost
my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine
sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this
intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another
10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is
worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button
does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em
coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost
my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine
sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this
intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another
The President of the United States learns to scuba dive. He has a great vacation and heads back to Washington. As soon as he gets there he places the octopus on the endangered species list. An aid asks him why he did this. His response was that although he saw a lot of octopuss while diving, he never saw a single octocock.
I know, its an old joke. But its the only diving related joke I could think of...
I know, its an old joke. But its the only diving related joke I could think of...
An old man was sitting on a bench one day, crying his eyes out. Another man sat next to him and asked him why he was crying. "I got agood life," the old man said "Every day before I got to work I make love to my wife, I come home from lunch and we make love again, and right now she is waiting for me at home so we can make love again." "Oh" said the man. "So you have a great life!, why are you crying?" at that the poor old man said, "i forgot where i live!"
srkdvr
Contributor
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk,... I have a work station.
///////////////////////////////////////////////
The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.
At her apartment door, he suddenly said,
"Hey! You wanna see my underwear?"
Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any underwear.
She glanced down and said, "Nice design,....
does it also come in men's sizes?"
ut:
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk,... I have a work station.
///////////////////////////////////////////////
The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.
At her apartment door, he suddenly said,
"Hey! You wanna see my underwear?"
Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any underwear.
She glanced down and said, "Nice design,....
does it also come in men's sizes?"
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