Jimmy goes to the house of ill repute...

[Spectre]

Jimmy saved up his allowance for months, and after school rides his bike over to a house of ill repute. As he walks in the Madame asks what he is looking for.

"I want the most diseased girl you have. crabs, clap, everything". Jimmy responds.

"Are you sure?" the Madam asks.

"Yes, absolutely" states Jimmy.

So the madam sends him up to see Honey. Honey is extremely surprised, as she never gets customers anymore. As Jimmy undresses, she asks if he has a condom.

"Nope" says Jimmy

"You know about all my diseases?" Honey asks.

"Yep" he responds.

"Why on earth would you want to get yourself sick?"

"Because when I get out of here, I'm going home and I'm gonna bang my babysitter, and she's gonna get sick. Then the babysitter'll bang my Dad when he gets home, and he'll get sick. Then my Dad'll bang my Mom and she'll get sick. Then my Mom'll bang the mailman...

AND HE'S THE ****ER THAT RAN OVER MY FROG!"

 

[TCDiver1]

What's so bad about this joke? A little dark i admit but not bad. Of course it's probably slightly telling that i actually followed the logic of little Jimmies reasoning.

Probably .... maybe .... not a good thing.

 

[Spectre]

gedunk once bubbled...
What's so bad about this joke? A little dark i admit but not bad.

Well, I had to take a shot to be able to unlock it from my public decency vault [it takes a beer or two to unlock the vault]. Once I got the vault open, I had to type in the joke as presented in the drunken bar.

10 passes later, I had it down to a much more 'ready for public consumption' form. When I originally posted 'that I couldn't post it', it was still in it's original form in my head...

I'll have to double-check, but I think the original form would end up being 38% asterisks....