Jessica Alba on the cover of Scuba Diving Magazine!

[DiveGolfSki]

I know what you are saying... max bottomtime with Jessica could be fun. However, I think Phil himself is already taken so one of us will have to step in with Jessica!

STOP IT! Jessica's mine remember ... you gave her to me! Besides, I meet all her needs ... dive partner, golf partner ... ________ partner (fill in the blanks).

 

[DiveGolfSki]

What's a matter bill? Don't like to spank whitey?
Asian woman love golf, got my wife a set of clubs just in case she wants to learn.

??? Jessica's Asian?

BTW, Swedish women love golf too.

 

[RonFrank]

With or without the six pack abs?

My belly was hard earned by drinking a LOT of six packs!!

 

[jepuskar]

Divegolfski....there is something about your avatar that just doesnt look right....

 

[DiveGolfSki]

Divegolfski....there is something about your avatar that just doesnt look right....

??? :11: It's because it's reduced. The male figure is kowtowing and presenting his credit cards to the female figure ... Doesn't that look familiar?

 

[dlndavid]

My belly was hard earned by drinking a LOT of six packs!!

Yah, I payed alot of money for my belly, I worked long and hard to get it.

 

[ChillyWaters]

??? Jessica's Asian?

BTW, Swedish women love golf too.

Nope, not asian... see
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Alba

From what I remember, her mixed background is what made her all so appealing... you just can't decide what she is, and everybody loves her.

- ChillyWaters

 

[H2Andy]

dude, everybody should love me: i am 1/2 spanish, 1/2 french, 1/2 arabic, and
1/2 viking

so...

adore me at will

 

[DrSteve]

dude, everybody should love me: i am 1/2 spanish, 1/2 french, 1/2 arabic, and
1/2 viking

so...

adore me at will

LOL so that makes you twice the man I am.

Aren't you worried that if people adore you so much that manly men mught want to "play Jessica" with you?

 

[diver3523]

AMEN!!

I've got popcorn and a front row seat for this one.