The nude beach sign is at Mescalito's, I believe, and one at the Paradise Cafe (aka Bob's Marley Bar) says "topless photos only" but I haven't seen nude folks or topless women at either place. Coconuts, however...This sounds almost exactly like what I'm looking to do! Paying somebody to drive us around while we drink corona's and tequila while visiting places off the beaten path.
BTW... I noticed in your first picture that there was a big sign saying "NUDE BEACH" :banana:
Oure group takes taxi vans everywhere we go on Cozumel, and when we catch one we like with a friendly driver who has some English, we make a deal for him to pick us up at our hotel the day we want the tour. It usually costs US$15-20 per person and we make a day of it. We used to rent a van and I would drive it, but it cost about the same and I had to drive. No mas.