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Omicron once bubbled...
So is it true that cats land on their feet from any height?

Many years ago, my friend and I conducted a series of experiments on his extremely docile and good-natured cat to find the answer to this question. In our experiments we simply held the cat by her feet and let go. Our exhaustive tests showed that the cat would land on her feet when dropped with her back to the ground from any height down to about 2 inches. Above that height she could rotate around and land on her feet with amazing dexterity. These results may not be conclusive, since our tests did not include any attempts to impart any rotational moments to the cat before releasing her.

So sue me. I was eight.
 
Jut once bubbled...
what is it you people have againt cats!!!?
...they taste like chicken..
 
Jut once bubbled...
what is it you people have againt cats!!!?

Not a thing. I take them diving with me all the time! Who says cat's don't like water. Suuure, they fight for the first couple of minutes but after that they get all relaxed and quit fighting entirely once you bring them under.
 
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How can this be that it is ok to blantantly torture animals. I thought this was a family oriented board. You people disgust me!

Why isn't this being moderated? Describing ways to kill animals is waaay over the line.

This is just horrible!!!
 
You of all people are requesting moderation?! Sheesh...

Speaking of animals, a pig just went zipping past my third story window.
 
Hey, for $3.50 I'll sell ya a sense of humour.

I'm KIDDING people. If you really honestly can't understand that I am making a light remark...well...hey, sorry. Read it again, enjoy a laugh.

I actually own a cat. I'm a cat fan. Cat jokes are just too funny.
 
Omicron once bubbled...


Not a thing. I take them diving with me all the time! Who says cat's don't like water. Suuure, they fight for the first couple of minutes but after that they get all relaxed and quit fighting entirely once you bring them under.
not true my cat loves bath time:) he likes splashing and playing with the rubber duck.
 

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