Issue with securing 7ft long hose

[NothingClever]

Dang, dude…no need to be so blunt. Like my Mom, for instance, she uses the term “husky” to describe me in my photo above.

Anyways, I don’t need a Kydex hose holster. I just route my 7ft LH under my right moob. Bonus feature - this warms my backgas.

If I want to get all DIR and route my LH behind my can light, I just special order a 12 ft hose for my Big Gulp physique. A beer keg physique means dehydrated and everyone knows alcohol is a depressant. I stay on full alert for my diving with plenty of Mountain Dew. Anyways, I’d rather save the money for tips to the DMs that lend me a hand finding my crotch strap. That thing seems to sorta vanish on me…can’t figure it out.

 

[steinbil]

It's quite difficult to defend or have any sympathy for any arsehole cultists if they so vehmently deny you a clip

I might be offended by this, were I not so fascinated with your consistently nonsensical yet weirdly poetic word sauce. Not gonna lie, I'm kind of a fan.

Let's play a game.
Which statement(s) fits the bill?
a) I vehemently denied someone anything
b) Someone gave a piece of advice, while promoting their own YouTube channel and instruction, and I voiced my opinion that the advice was bad
c) You can't tell the difference between A and B
d) Anyone who disagrees with an idea is an arsehole cultist