wrekdiver2
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salty:I crew on a dive boat every weekend and some weekdays during the season here in New York so I see alot. 70% of the divers do all right 20% scare me 10% amaze me that they are still alive. The last 30% are the ones who make my job change from one of fun to one of a baby sitter. Considering that all mates on the island work for tips having to babysit a person who thinks there the gratest thing in diving since Mike Nelson and dont want or think they need your help can really put a downer on a good day of diving.
The stories I could tell............ :54:
I agree with Salty. I've crewed and now Captain a diveboat over here in NJ. It's that 10-30% of the people he mentioned that take up 99% of my time. I certainly don't make a living off the tips, but sometimes I think its not worth all the trouble...after all, I am out to have a good time as well...
I used to say "I've seen it all"...but there's always someone that "takes the cake". Fortunately, we have not lost anybody while I was on the boat (knock on wood, of course), but we had a REAL close call a few years back.
My personal favorites are the people who are climbing up the ladder with their fancy computers screaming and beeping. You look at the computers and notice they omitted a deco stop. When you ask them about blowing off their stops, they look at you like you are speaking another language. I try explaining what they did (or rather didn't do) and offer O2, but I can't force it on anyone. I just take down their relevant information and hold on to the boat waivers they signed (just in case)....
As for solo diving? It's not for everyone. Some people are great solo divers. Some think they are and I can't count the times that we've almost called the Coast Guard because we had a solo diver that didn't show up back on the boat when he/she had agreed to be back. Usually they are the people who go the opposite way from everybody else and nobody even saw on the bottom. Everybody has a bad day or lost track of time on the bottom. Once (maybe twice) is tolerated, but beyond that? you aren't welcome back on the boat...
Safe diving everyone!