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Firediver:
I HAVE ADMITTED IT>. I know it's a joke.. and I am not the one smart enough to pull it :p
I didn't say you did it. I said ^you^ did it. ^you^ should be ashamed.
 
oops... I thinking I worded that in a really wrong way.... I am going to log off now before I get myself in anymore trouble.... :p I need adrink....
 
OK,
After much soul searching, I have to admit... It was all me!

I did it!

I killed the Canary because it was going to sing!
I broke the clock because it was going to tock!
I shot the sherif... but I did not shoot the deputy!
===

All of this I can admit to now. Why?

Because I didn't want to be an evil technician. All I ever wanted to be was
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A Lumberjack!
 
Here's one I received

Do I know you? Was I supposed to meet you today? If so I don't recall setting such a date. If we do kow each other , from where?

This day just keeps getting better and better :grin
 
almitywife:
sing with me CoolT

'to dream......... the impossible dreammmmmmmmmmmmmmm'
Come on ^you^, sing with me:

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
---
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Chorus:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
---
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Chorus:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
---

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

Chorus:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...

[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

:D
 
mrjimboalaska:
But I've got to say, according to your avatar, you're cute enough to "pull it" if you want too! ^you^ said you would.....


And the crowd goes wild as MJA hits another home run! Most excellent work, my friend!

:D
 
almitywife:
sing with me CoolT

'to dream......... the impossible dreammmmmmmmmmmmmmm'


I'll take some shirts too. How much for 10 pounds of those SBFC shirts?

Who says "AFSBIDF" doesn't make sense? ^you^?

OK, I don't know what i'm talking about. I think I just april fooled myself.

relax, deep breathe, relax, deep breathe......
 

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