I have a life and a couple cameras that work too . Get bent out of shape all you want but the reality is, pouring your heart out to the warranty station about how you were taken advantage of does nothing to help your cause. You could have approached it differently but chose not to (perhaps you thought you were taking the high road). I am not saying your approach with the warranty station is right or wrong but it was obvious before that it would not get the camera fixed.
Dude, talk about missing the point. The OP would have had to forge and alter an official, binding, contractual document. Felony in most states. (Yeah, I know...you're Canadian.) Even then the service center admitted that more than 50% of legit service request were being denied. So, the offending seller is merely an unethical douche while the OP must commit criminal acts in order to right the situation. Thank God you opened with that little euphamisic witticism regarding your, "twisted" brain. I may have otherwise mistaken you to be offering up a serious comment.