I find it amazing...

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Sings, "If I had a $1,000,000" by Barenaked Ladies.
 
Firebrand:
Sings, "If I had a $1,000,000" by Barenaked Ladies.
I LOVE THAT SONG!! Actually I love most of thier songs, but I really love that one...

::sings along with Firebrand, as the refrain:::
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would be already laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
 
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I would buy you a fur coat!
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
 
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
 
If I had a $1000000
I'd buy your love!

If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress!
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel!)
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I would buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel!)
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
Well I'd buy you a monkey!
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I hd a $1000000
I'd buy your love!
 
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmmmm
 
polerin312:
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmmmm
OOPS! You're right, I did leave that out!!! Sorry for breaking continuity!
 
Firebrand:
OOPS! You're right, I did leave that out!!! Sorry for breaking continuity!
:rofl: That's ok. I still :07:
 
Wow you can really feel the love in this group.

Is it just me or does it kinda feel like the dodgy, wrong kind of love? :06: :wink:

Nauticalbutnice :fruit:
 
NauticalbutNice:
Wow you can really feel the love in this group.

Is it just me or does it kinda feel like the dodgy, wrong kind of love? :06: :wink:

Nauticalbutnice :fruit:

isn't that the best kind???? :D
 

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