adurso
Contributor
I am a firm believe that Woodchucks can't actually chuck wood. So to answer, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood....would not be possible. Regardless of what that commercial shows.
A woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day, according to The Best of Annals of Improbable Research