How To Start Your Day With A Positive Outlook

[justleesa]

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK


1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it "Housework."

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete
housework permanently?"



6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?

 

[CathyI8205]

Yes! I feel much better!

 

[baltimoron]

STUDENT'S EDITION:

1. Make file called "Exams, Midterms, Essay Tests, Reflection Papers, Thesis Statements, Passage Analyses, Readings, Textmarks Assignmens, BCRs, ECRs, HSAs, SATs, ACTs, EBRs, Baselines, Terra Novas, Poetry Analyses, XYZs... etc."

follow standard directions

 

[justleesa]

That is for big trash day

 

[baltimoron]

believe me, I can't wait that long. I am ready to go on an axe rampage and kill every teacher I have a go at my computer. It's not uncommon for us seniors to burst into tears now that the first semester exams are next week. "Exam" is a word that you can get slapped for. no kidding. I got slapped. It hurt.

 

[justleesa]

....sorry to hear it.....close your eyes and pretend its July...all behind you
You'll do good, I'm sure

 

[ShakaZulu]

Nice........it actually works.

 

[simbrooks]

believe me, I can't wait that long. I am ready to go on an axe rampage and kill every teacher I have a go at my computer. It's not uncommon for us seniors to burst into tears now that the first semester exams are next week. "Exam" is a word that you can get slapped for. no kidding. I got slapped. It hurt.

Try doing them with chickenpox and the house next to yours (which you share a wall with) being completely remodeled from the inside out during your finals - you might come close to how i dealt with mine

 

[baltimoron]

I'll do well. Unless I am doing good, as in I am giving charity or something.

sorry, my ESL teacher hijacked my fingers and typed this message.... I had nothing to do with it.

 

[baltimoron]

Try doing them with chickenpox and the house next to yours (which you share a wall with) being completely remodeled from the inside out during your finals - you might come close to how i dealt with mine

That's not unlike my predicament.... except the chickenpox. Never had those. Right now, they are doing work on Mount Vernon Place and Charles..... with jackhammers. AHH!HH!HH!H!H!H!H!