How to Recognize a Texas diver

[TexasMike]

1. Their Weight belt has a huge silver buckle.
   
2. They wear cowboy boots with thier fins, "they are broke in"
   
3. They have long horns on thier mask
   
4. They wear a shinny bowie knife on thier thigh
   
5. Their fin spurs have a star with five points.
   
6. They wear Levi 501 button down jeans as a wet suit.
   
7. The Levi 501 jeans have heavy starch
   
8. He wears a straw cowboy hat underwater.
   
9. His 30 ft rope is tied to his tank
   
10. His leather work gloves dangle from is shoulder strap
    
11. He learned scuba diving to lasso and ride a sea cow