Gee, Mike, let me say first that I appreciate your clarifying up front that you don't want to be snarky, and that I didn't read your message as snarky at all. See, if I wanted to be snarky (and I don't!) I'd point out that you need only have said "I do not think" and let it at that.(VBG)
Yes, I'm aware that computers can do many things and have many benefits. But aside from extending your bottom time, which can also be read as "reducing your safety factors", I think the primary reason for computers is from the shops and boat operators who say "DIVE COMPUTER REQUIRED" when they are booking classes or dives. Honest, there's no other reason than making profitable repeat sales and service. Safety is NOT their prime consideration.
Yes, a computer is a nice way to figure out saturation and safety for a "Gee, I was at fifty feet for...and then seventy feet for...and hey, how'd I get to 90 feet? How long have I been here?" but the tables still *suffice* for a safe dive, even if it isn't a "maximum" profile. I don't want maximum profiles, I'll accept a little less dive time and err on the side of safety.
And in exchange for that, I save the money up front. The annual o-ring changes. And have no worry about mixing electronics and seawater and aw shucks, I'd have to abort the dive if the damn thing flooded?
The computer can help coach my ascent rate. That's got real value to me. But all this fuss with numbers and what George Carlin (RIP) called "MORE STUFF" ? Nah. I go diving to get away from all that.