We managed to get 6 tanks and gear for 2 in the trunk of a Hyundai Elantra last summer when we found out that the LDS didn't have tanks on site for our AOW class (they did for OW but they changed sites) - apparently instructors don't just instruct, they also play Tetris with tanks.
For now, my prefered method involves "Flight attendants, please take position for landing."
For now, my prefered method involves "Flight attendants, please take position for landing."