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A Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop...
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How About A Joke Of The Day!
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MtnDiver
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So when do the jokes start? :11doh:
wetrat
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How is the USS Enterprise and toilet paper the same?
They both cruise around Uranus and wipe our Klingons.
They both cruise around Uranus and wipe our Klingons.
raya
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Two birds sat on a perch, one say´s to the other, I can smell fish.
jwvanno
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Two antenna met on a rooftop and got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great.
A man goes to a butcher and bets him 50 bucks that he can't reach the meat
off the top shelf. The butcher says, "I won't take that bet, the steaks
are too high."
A man goes to a butcher and bets him 50 bucks that he can't reach the meat
off the top shelf. The butcher says, "I won't take that bet, the steaks
are too high."
fairybasslet
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Two blondes were reading their newspapers.
One of them sees a headline that says:
"TWO BRAZILIAN SOLDIERS KILLED"
She thinks for a minute, and then whispers to her
friend, "pssst.......how many is a brazilian?"
One of them sees a headline that says:
"TWO BRAZILIAN SOLDIERS KILLED"
She thinks for a minute, and then whispers to her
friend, "pssst.......how many is a brazilian?"
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FOUNDATIONER
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Two Peanuts walk into a bar. One is a salted.
H2Andy
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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm
meets another New Zealander who says "You sheerin' mate?"
The first guy replies "Naw, they're both mine."
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The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things
for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you;
your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to
be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and
their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
meets another New Zealander who says "You sheerin' mate?"
The first guy replies "Naw, they're both mine."
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The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things
for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you;
your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to
be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and
their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
Parrothead_Diver
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Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducked.
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Joe bought his wonderful wife a cellular phone. She was so happy with it and took it everwhere she went.
One day Joe called to see how she was doing...she asked "Honey! how did you know I was at the mall???"
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