Homemade Bumper sticker sayings

[Ten9T6]

here are three that I have seen and like:

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography

4 out of 3 people have problems with fractions.

Kenny

 

[wetrat]

Saw this one I thought was fresh:

Dogs have owners, cats have staff

 

[StSomewhere]

Give peas a chance

Promote Whirled Peas.

Another variation:

Visualize Whorled Peas!

 

[HowardE]

This establishment perfoms Drug Testing....

Which drugs should we test first?

 

[wstein]

Did you wake up and have a bowl of Carnation Instant Witch?

 

[kent_1848]

I Love Cats, I Just Can't Eat A Whole One!

 

[emtdan]

Jewish quote:
Know before whom you stand
Coo quote:
Mans reach shall exceed his reach.

 

[O2BBubbleFree]

... a couple of signs I've seen in stores:

"Our Credit Manager is Ms. Helen Waite. If you'd like credit, go to Helen Waite."

"If you can't control your children, please chain them up outside."