Hijacked Threads

[Uncle Pug]

LUBOLD8431 once bubbled...
What does that last part mean UP??? You think I dont have anything good to say here???

...interesting interpretation.

I read your first post... but didn't think the thread was going to live up to the expectations expressed in your title.

But Lo! To my surprise I saw the post count suddenly start to go up after a day lying fallow!

I hadn't taken the time to see whether the pistons or diaphrams were winning... but assumed that folks were battling it out.

Turns out is was a pissing contest all right... just not the one I thought it was going to be.

 

[Big-t-2538]

LUBOLD8431 once bubbled...
I am a little pissed about a thread that I started that recently got hijacked... but it actually ended up pretty funny.

I made a Poll: Diaphragm or Piston..,

It turned into pictures of Calvin peeing on everything...

I dont know how it got there...

You're kidding me right...the inital post you made in that pole was something to this effect "that's like asking if you like chevy or ford"

This thread had no chance of staying on topic with the first post being about trucks. I for one voted, but threw in a truck comment, but the de-railment was inevitable. I'm just sorry I was never able to post my calvin pissing on DIR pic. OH well, there will be another opportunity...the diaphrams are kickins A$$ by the way.

I would also like ot announce my 1000th post...woohooo....5 stars for me....and in just a short 4 and a half months....wow I need help.

 

[Cave Diver]

Dectek once bubbled...
They don't take me into antique and china shops for a reason.


Actually I just wanted to get it off my chest but was too lazy to start a new thread that nobody would respond to anyway.

This thread: worst ever? might have saved you the trouble of creating a new one. And was it ever a fine example of thread-jacking!

 

[Cherry]

In keeping with the spirit of the thread a little aside,

Dark in here -------
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> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
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> Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
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> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
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> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
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> The man says, "Yes, it is."
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> Boy - "I have a baseball."
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> Man - "That's nice."
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> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
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> Man - "No, thanks."
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> Boy - "My dad's outside."
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> Man - "OK, how much?"
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> Boy - "$250"
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> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
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> Boy - "Dark in here."
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> Man - "Yes, it is."
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> Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
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> The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, How much?"
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> Boy - "$750"
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> Man - "Fine."
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> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
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> outside and have a game of catch."
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> The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
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> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
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> Boy -"$1,000"
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> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
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> They go to the church and the father makes the boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
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> The boy says, "Dark in here."
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> The priest says, "Don't start that **** again".


However, i kind of enjoy the BP and wings hijack manuver ....

Cherry

 

[Cave Diver]

Cherry once bubbled...
> The priest says, "Don't start that **** again".


However, i kind of enjoy the BP and wings hijack manuver ....

Cherry

Are you trying some sort of subliminal implication that DIR is a religion???

 

[Cherry]

Heheheh see it worked If 'DIR is a religion then who would be the High priest? Does it involve Sex, money or power? Does it have Secret midnight rituals involving nudity? If it does where do I sign up?

Cherry

 

[Raven C]

Okay, Okay, Okay

get this...

So there I was, last night snuggled into my bed, the house was dark with only a faint glimmer of light coming from the kitchen; (light over the sink) it's beneficial because I don't step on the dog or cat getting a cool drink late at night...anyway), watching a sweat romantic movie (Debbie does Dallas, Hah just kidding) when this vision appeared in my doorway. This vision was tall, about 6'2, dark hair - very sexy but wait! Strapped to this gorgeous man was one of the most amazing things I had ever seen.

Well, I had seen something like this in real life and pictures in magazines, but never this exquisite up close. Was this a dream? It must be a dream. The guy this this...guy had the most amazing... OMG I almost can't even say it.

(hot flashes, faintness, cold sweats)

YES, it was a brand new BACKPLATE. New 2 inch webbing fed through his crotch, those two large (gulp) D-rings on each side of his chest. OMG! OMG!

I blinked. Then blinked again. I just couldn't believe my eyes. "Is that you", I asked? "Yes", he replied with a grin. "What do you think?", he said. "That's great", I said with a hugh grin on my face. "I can't wait to get you out of that rig", I told him.

(with wild excitement) "Can I try it on!" I cried as I leap to my knees. I Grabbed the buckle and swiftly began to ungear this man in my bedroom. No longer caring about the movie. I was so engrossed with this new BACKPLATE. I slowly peered up at this man standing before me (stripped of his gear), my head tilted slightly to the side- eyelashes in full force- "You can leave it with me", I said with a grin. Then he pointed out that the backplate was not the right size for me. That's okay you keep it if that's the way you're gonna be. Then he told me that he had already called to see about having one made in my size. I perked up, "really?" "Yes I did." He replied. Will it be like this one, shiny and firm. I like the firm kind not the plastic ones (keep it clean guys). "Ok then, would you like to stay a while", I said to him. He replied, "I thought you'd never ask."

Part II is for another time a place. R

 

[SeaJay]

Yeah, I got my new Gary Hoadley plate in yesterday.

Heheheheee...

Sick, isn't it?

 

[Aquabella]

HAA Ha Ha hA HA!

Raven girl, you are too much!:rolling:

 

[canuckdiver]

ROFL!!

yep, just ordered one of gary's plates myself.

wonder if it will help??