Welshman
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.. were sitting in a bar one day having a beer. Hercules looked at the others " You know, ! wonder if I'm the strongest man in the world?"
Snow White mused "And I wonder if I'm the most beautiful woman in the world?"
And Quasimodo said resignedly, "I expect I'm the ugliest man in the world."
Another drinker in the bar overheard them and came over "If you worried about whether you're the strongest, most beautiful or whatever, why don't you go and see the Pyschic woman who lives on top of the hill. She'll be able to tell you whether you are or not."
So Hercules goes and returns about 10 minutes later looking pleased "She told me that I was indeed the strongest man in the world!"
Snow White goes off and about 10 minutes later she gets back looking very pleased "She told me that I was indeed the most beautiful woman in the whole world!"
Quasimodo says "Well, I'd better go and confirm that I'm the ugliest man in the whole world" and off he limps.
After about 10 minutes he gets back looking very puzzled.
"What did she say?" asked Hercules and Snow White.
"I'm not sure" says Quasimodo.......
........................"Just who the hell is Michael Jackson?"
Snow White mused "And I wonder if I'm the most beautiful woman in the world?"
And Quasimodo said resignedly, "I expect I'm the ugliest man in the world."
Another drinker in the bar overheard them and came over "If you worried about whether you're the strongest, most beautiful or whatever, why don't you go and see the Pyschic woman who lives on top of the hill. She'll be able to tell you whether you are or not."
So Hercules goes and returns about 10 minutes later looking pleased "She told me that I was indeed the strongest man in the world!"
Snow White goes off and about 10 minutes later she gets back looking very pleased "She told me that I was indeed the most beautiful woman in the whole world!"
Quasimodo says "Well, I'd better go and confirm that I'm the ugliest man in the whole world" and off he limps.
After about 10 minutes he gets back looking very puzzled.
"What did she say?" asked Hercules and Snow White.
"I'm not sure" says Quasimodo.......
........................"Just who the hell is Michael Jackson?"
