Have you went to confession lately?

[Cheekymonkey]

Have you confessed your sins lately?

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/

 

[Cheekymonkey]

no one biting?

 

[riguerin]

I gave it a try:

Me:
Please forgive me. I am not worthy to be in your presence.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I forgive you. I am surprised to hear that you are not worthy to be in my presence.
Me:
I have broken your ten commandments.
God:
Interesting... I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
I have coveted my neighbor's goods. Specifically dir_bum's X-Scooter.
God:
Where did you get your coveted your neighbor s goods? I have a lot of silly replies. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
It doesn't end there. I have coveted FishTaco's 130's.
God:
What does end there ? Cool. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
... and ScuaMilo's stage bottles.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about coveted FishTaco s 130 s.
Me:
Well we were, sir. But I had more coveting that I wanted to get off my chest.
God:
Interesting. When was this? Do you still have more coveting that you wanted to get off your chest ?
Me:
Yes I do. Should I continue ?

I never got to finish. iGod stopped responding. Guess I used up my RAM allocation

 

[JahJahwarrior]

That was so fun, I bookmarked it!

 

[Cheekymonkey]

it gives me a good break between torturing prolife groups lol