Happy Birthday Chuck!!!

[Hockeynut]

Who is Chuck????? And does he dive??????

Yes but he doesn't need scuba gear.

 

[Hockeynut]

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

 

[mike_s]

Who is Chuck????? And does he dive??????

Yes but he doesn't need scuba gear.

that's because the water is afraid of him..... he doesn't even get wet....

 

[crd_kats]

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

 

[crd_kats]

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

:snicker:

 

[ScubaSteve]

Chuck Norris is so tough he has no chin under a beard.....only another fist.

 

[mike_s]

 

[Hockeynut]

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

 

[Hockeynut]

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

 

[mike_s]

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

I suggest trying the following...