Happy Birthday Chuck!!!

[Hockeynut]

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.



Happy Birthday Chuck!

 

[Hockeynut]

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

 

[mike_s]

Some people pee and write their name in the snow...


Chuck Norris can pee and write his name in concrete.....

 

[parzdiver]

Remember to always ask yourself - WWCND?

 

[Hockeynut]

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

 

[Hockeynut]

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

 

[ScubaSam]

Who is Chuck????? And does he dive??????

 

[ScubaSam]

Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

That's Chuck's stunt double.

 

[mike_s]

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

MacGyver is a pussy....


Here's the difference

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[Hockeynut]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.