kavka
Guest
In these turbulent times, a totally politically correct Christmas
greeting:
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low
stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, winter solstice holiday,
practiced
within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of
your
choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others
who choose
to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to
practice
a religion at all; plus
A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated
recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not
without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions have helped make our society great, without regard
to the
race, creed color, religious, or sexual preferences of the
wishes.
Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes
for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any
unintended
emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up
in the
holiday spirit.
greeting:
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low
stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, winter solstice holiday,
practiced
within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of
your
choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others
who choose
to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to
practice
a religion at all; plus
A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated
recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not
without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions have helped make our society great, without regard
to the
race, creed color, religious, or sexual preferences of the
wishes.
Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes
for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any
unintended
emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up
in the
holiday spirit.
