Great News: KFC Goes DIR!

[Cacia]

okay....well, the people that eat it often look funny after about ten years.

 

[BUD53]

Rodent Droppings?
err.......... did they have someone do the ...."Taste test" for that experiment?
:mouse04:

 

[tedtim]

Ok, you guys have wrecked my thread by getting serious. If someone doesn't start being funny real soon, I close this thread for being political. :10:

So, what are they going to do to make the chicken black so the DIR types will be allowed to touch it?

 

[Ben_ca]

Blackened Chicken

 

[do it easy]

Don't forget good team awareness when you're eating KFC done right:

1) Don't eat all the chicken- remember, your leftovers are your buddy's reserve. That chicken doesn't belong to you.

2) If your buddy signals frantically to you at the dinner table, the proper response would be to shove a drumstick in his mouth, the longer the better

3) If you buddy signals OOC (out of chicken), donate the chicken you have in your mouth and switch to the bungeed breast you have around your neck.

4) Stay away from those 80% transfat free chickens- that's stroke chicken, and it might clog your arteries too.

5) Be sure to follow the protocol for switching from your lean chicken to your rich biscuits and gravy. Have your buddy verify that you are switching to the correct side dish. The last thing you want is to shove a forkful of beans in your mouth when it should be mashed potatoes.

6) Allow plenty of time to off gas after eating chicken. If you don't do it right, your buddy will know it.

 

[Ben_ca]

:lol: :rofl:

 

[Jason Ooi]

:lol3:

 

[Rick Inman]

Don't forget good team awareness when you're eating KFC done right:

1) Don't eat all the chicken- remember, your leftovers are your buddy's reserve. That chicken doesn't belong to you.

2) If your buddy signals frantically to you at the dinner table, the proper response would be to shove a drumstick in his mouth, the longer the better

3) If you buddy signals OOC (out of chicken), donate the chicken you have in your mouth and switch to the bungeed breast you have around your neck.

4) Stay away from those 80% transfat free chickens- that's stroke chicken, and it might clog your arteries too.

5) Be sure to follow the protocol for switching from your lean chicken to your rich biscuits and gravy. Have your buddy verify that you are switching to the correct side dish. The last thing you want is to shove a forkful of beans in your mouth when it should be mashed potatoes.

6) Allow plenty of time to off gas after eating chicken. If you don't do it right, your buddy will know it.

Easy is my new hero! LOL!!!!!

 

[CBulla]

Man, I was thinking they were going to serve wings on back plates and 7' hoses to suck the gravy and mashed taters through! Don't forget the back-up biscut just in case the main biscut is consumed to quickly.