Great diving quotes

[Rhone Man]

I was hunting around on the web for great diving quotes, but to be honest, the pickings were slim. But I did get a wry smile from:

With all these rebreathers onboard there will be lots of space on the trip back!
-- Steve Summers

What are everyone else's favourite diving quotes?

 

[TSandM]

Curt Bowen: I don't know my arse from a hole in the ground . . . and that's a concerning thing in a cave diver.

Airsix: You'll never have a bad dive [in Puget Sound] if you look at what's there, and not what isn't.

Airsix: Air -- $8 to look at a lot of stuff for not very long.
Nitrox -- $15 to look at a lot of stuff for a long time.
Helium -- $50 to look at not very much for not very long, and then spend a long time looking at nothing.

Danny Riordan: The time to change your kick is BEFORE you hit something.

 

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