Ah, but remember Monroe's Corollary to the 117th Rule of ScubaBoard ("No thread has ever died of natural causes."):I thought this thread had died a natural death[...]
"Hibernation is finite unless waking is ignored."
Of course, there's also Harold's Rule of Recorded History:"Always whine in the chat. It can only scroll back so far."
(Best of luck with the thread euthanasia. :biggrin