Girls...women...females in general...Can't live with them, can't live without them

[SueMermaid]

To paraphrase Dave Barry, NEVER ask a woman if she is pregnant, ever, unless you see an actual baby emerging from her.

It's never safe. :nope:

 

[Avic7]

So the only reason the girls that were 19 and underage got mad at you was they were spoiled little brats who got pissed because you didn't sell to them underage. If it was a "sting" operation by the cops, you would have gone to jail. So don't let them bother you, as you didn't get arrested for them.

Here in Canada, BC, it legel to sell alcohol to kids 19 and over. So the girls were legal.

 

[wstein]

Asking a women her age is almost as bad as asking when she is due.....

You never ask a woman if she is pregent, unless you actually see the baby exiting her body!!!

 

[drbill]

To paraphrase Dave Barry, NEVER ask a woman if she is pregnant, ever, unless you see an actual baby emerging from her.

Hmmm... I've had to ask that question of a few ladies in the past. None recently.

 

[AevnsGrandpa]

After raising 3 kids and seeing multitudes of friends who have been pregnant I thought I could tell pretty well if a lady was expecting and sometime I could guess fairly early on. Well.....

I made the mistake of asking someone at work a while back when she was due, but she wasn't.....ouch! Dead silence, stare at the ground. Have not said much to her since then and I don't ask any more.

Jeff

 

[pennypue]

Easy rule for the age thing.
Under 18, they LIKE if you think they're older.
Over 18, they LIKE if you think they're younger.
And the further over 18 they are.....40....80.....the MORE they like it when you think they're younger.

Really, this is not so difficult.

Big hint: if you see wrinkles in the corner of their eyes, CARD 'EM.
They'll love you for it.

Wanna see my ID? :blinking: :10: :07:

 

[Wristshot]

and yet, my 24 year old neice just told me that she was relieved that they finally stopped carding her. (of course she looks about 15). Go figure. (or not)

W

 

[pennypue]

and yet, my 24 year old neice just told me that she was relieved that they finally stopped carding her. (of course she looks about 15). Go figure. (or not)

W

Trust me, it won't last long!

 

[SoCalAngel]

Easy rule for the age thing.
Under 18, they LIKE if you think they're older.
Over 18, they LIKE if you think they're younger.
And the further over 18 they are.....40....80.....the MORE they like it when you think they're younger.

So true...I got carded for buying spray paint last year. I'm loving it! :07:

A few weeks back one of my students was astonished that I have a 14 year old son. He said "but, like, I thought you were only 24!" AWESOME day, let me tell you...

 

[Jim Ernst]

i used to get dirty looks as for kissing a 24 yr old girlfriend!! they thought i was a child molester as she looks 15, lol, we would both laugh at this!!!