Funniest Wal-Mart Purchases

[Firebrand]

I'm thinking it's time we discuss our funniest Wal-Mart purchases. State what you bought, then tell us why you think it's funny.

My funniest Wal-Mart purchase: 9mm handgun ammo and panty-hose.

No, I wasn't going to go rob a bank. My wife ran her panty-hose the day before my brother and I were heading to the target range. Naturally, I needed ammunition, and my wife needed new panty-hose. It wasn't until we were at the check-out and the cashier gave us a wierd look, before it dawned on us what two items we were buying on the same credit-card purchase. I'm glad my wife was there with us for that transaction!

 

[Charlie99]

Not a Wal-Mart purchase, but one at a drugstore about 45 years ago. It kind of shows how the times have changed.

A couple 12 year olds go into a drugstore, and buy a big bottle of saltpeter and a couple smaller ones of sulfur and powdered charcoal.

The druggist looks at us for a couple seconds, and says "never mix up or grind more than an ounce or two at a time", and then rings up our purchases.

Spoiler

THE INGREDIENTS FOR MAKING GUNPOWDER

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