bwerb once bubbled...
Look under Maritime Counter terrorist. They have a compressed air driven grapple hook. If GI3 knew about this, I'm sure it would become standard equipment.
ROTFLMAO!
Holy moley...
I mean, I'm not to make fun of anyone's gear, but c'mon!
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Let's see... I'm interested in some really "state of the art" diving gear... I think I need...
1. Some Low Magnetic Fins. (
http://www.divex.co.uk/military_low_mag_fins.html )
2. Some Low Magnetic Neoprene in my suit. (
http://www.divex.co.uk/military_lm_neoprene.html ) (C'mon... How much "magnetism" do you think there really is in neoprene?)
3. The ultimate redneck BC... In camoflage. (
http://www.divex.co.uk/Military_Shadow_jacket.html ) Man, the guys would go nuts about this here in South Carolina.
4. A Buddy Line. (
http://www.divex.co.uk/Military_Buddy_Lines.html ) Oh yeah, my buddy's shot, and now I'm tethered to a dead body. All while in...
5. VSW (Very Shallow Water.) Oh, yes, ladies and gentlemen... You've heard about it... Now we actually have an acronymn for it! (
http://www.divex.co.uk/military_stealth_eod_&vsw_rebreather.html )
6. BASSCA: Forget SCUBA! Go BASSCA! (
http://www.divex.co.uk/military_BASSCA.html )
7. The whopping
thirteen inch "Navy Knife." Okay, I love my pigsticker, but this is rediculous. Next thing they're going to offer is going to be a sword! (
http://www.divex.co.uk/Military_Navy_knife.html )
8. The incredibly technologically advanced POWERLIFT BUOYANCY JACKET. (
http://www.divex.co.uk/Military_POWERLIFT_BUOYANCY.html ) I think that my LDS has these for rent, if you'd like to try them out first.
9. The latest thing to tick off your GUE instructor... Extra padding! (
http://www.divex.co.uk/Military_Mine_clearance_diver.html )
Whoo, boy. My sides are hurting. Best is, they even sell a rebreather. I dunno about that one... Anyone wanna give it a try to see if it'll support life? Not me. I'm not buying anything from anyone who sells "Low Magnetic Neoprene."
I dunno about the air-powered grappling hook... (
http://www.divex.co.uk/military_grapple_hook.html ) Ever since I got one for my G.I. Joe when I was a kid, I've always wanted one for me.

GI3 would be proud! (Okay, so G.I. Joe would be, anyway.)
Can you imagine showing up to a dive with your buddies, holding that thing in your hands? How unbelievably bizarre... (
"Y'all, I'm SICK AND TIRED of these 'ere currents! Ain't no TIDE takin' ME downstream!")
I think I'm going to have to pass, though... After seeing the picture of this guy (
http://www.divex.co.uk/military_thinbear.html ), who looks like he's seen a bit too much radiation in the engine room of the nuclear sub, I'm afraid to get a package from him.
Oh, man... You think these guys had a booth at DEMA?
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