'Fess up!

[newbie@scuby]

Tell us your truly most embarrassing moment in the water and out. This topic was start in questions and answers {a game}

I will go first, this is actually more embarrassing then what i said in the game ( i think i blank it from my memory)
Moderators if this is to risque..throw it out

My husband and I were having a rare private dinner in a little diner, when in walk 4 of our friends and piled into the booth with us.Before they had arrived i had been about to put my foot in my husbands lap...you know how that goes. Well the guys didn't leave and foolishly I decided to continue my massage. Finally they left! I asked my husband how he enjoyed it....when i saw the blank expression on his face, I understood the ear to ear grin on Toms.

 

[brssmnky]

My husband and I were having a rare private dinner in a little diner, when in walk 4 of our friends and piled into the booth with us.Before they had arrived i had been about to put my foot in my husbands lap...you know how that goes. Well the guys didn't leave and foolishly I decided to continue my massage. Finally they left! I asked my husband how he enjoyed it....when i saw the blank expression on his face, I understood the ear to ear grin on Toms.

:lol3: Ha, that's funny!

Ok, So I don't get embarassed easily as evidenced by me actually sharing this story...
A friend visited unannounced from NY and I was already intoxicated by the time he arrived. After barhopping shortly, he demanded we go to a strip club. We went to the most well known establisment and sat down at the front of the stage. My friend went to the ATM and as the dancer came up to me, I felt my night of drinking creeping back up on me. As I began to blow chunks, :l: I managed to get my fist in front of my mouth. This had the same effect as putting your thumb in front of a garden hose. I hit her, the stage and got it all over my clothes. My friend found me in the bathroom futily tryng to clean myself off. When we walked out of the bathroom, the bouncer told us we didn't have to leave, but we couldn't drink anymore.... we decided to call it a night. :sorry19z:

 

[baltimoron]

well i can think of one REALLY embarrassing moment, alright here it goes.

I like to act a lot when i have time between lacrosse, soccer and such.

so i got the part of Fyedka in Fiddler on the Roof, you know, the Gentile that steals away the youngest daughter? it was good- a sizable part with a lot of lines and no solo singing. well I was really great in rehersals and the director loved me ("Really Zack, why don't you forget all of your sports and just act! you could be great!") andi really had a great time. so it was our second performance, and we were kind of doing a this-is-so-you-can-really-suck-a*s performance for a middle school, a school i happened to go to when i was that age!! and everybody was messing up. i mean missed lines, improvisation, forgotten props and all of it. only me, i wasnt messing up! until one scene, where Fyedka meets the youngest daughter for the fisrt time.... the stage crew forgot to turn off my body mike at teh control panel once i was off stage, and i ended up (not knowing that i was live and everybody could still hear), "Awww f**k i really messed up that time, s**t!.

yeah... i didnt know until the end either. but its alright...... its just a funny story now!

 

[Seabear70]

Ummm...

Not sure if I can say this here, but...

It involved finding out that my ex-wife had a teenaged girlfriend.

 

[baltimoron]

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now what does one say to that?!

 

[mstudley]

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now what does one say to that?!

ummm.... how about "You win"

 

[Seabear70]

All I can say is...

Not me... Her.

I never touched the girl.

 

[baltimoron]

well i am really sorry about your divorce. it must've been really hard...

 

[Seabear70]

uhhh... yeah....

 

[SueMermaid]

I was on a cooking show in NYC a few years ago, and before we went onstage for taping, we were warned to use the facilities because we wouldn't get the chance for another two hours! So off I went. I was all ready to go on stage, with makeup and a BODY MIKE!
WHICH WAS LIVE! So the whole audience got to hear me pee. At least I didn't emanate any other rude noises.