:rofl:
pretty sweet, Talon eyebrow
redhatmama:
:1poke: I, of course, am the exception to the rule. I will clearly let men know when I'm mad at them.
oh yes, there are exceptions to the rules. the thing is, male exceptions to
the rule are born and stay that way for life.
female exceptions to the rules are only exceptions on even days, provided it's
colder than the same day last year, and not a leap year (in which case the
requirements are reversed), unless the month happens to contain a blue moon
(two full moons), in which case the exceptions only apply *if* the total sum
of the letters of the day equal or exceed the total sum of the numbers of
the first name of the woman's name. this, of course, only applies in daylight
hours. during hours of darkness, the exceptions are reversed again
(unless a leap year, in which case they stay the same) for a period of time
equal to but not exceeding the woman's age divided by the number of
the house she lives in and multiplied by the number of cats or dogs she has.
takes a while to figure these things out, by which time, you've pissed her
off already